we made out on top of his cat.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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