dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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