i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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