i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
