Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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