Dual....:-)
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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