Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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