sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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