so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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