I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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