In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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