I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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