After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
