I like to think it a success when the cops are called
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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