I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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