This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he puts the penis in happiness.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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