so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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