What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Terrible idea I love it
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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