She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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