It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just threw up on my dentist
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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