my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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