I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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