no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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