Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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