would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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