Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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