he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I have feelings that need drinking.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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