: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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