It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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