The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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