Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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