Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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