yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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