Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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