I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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