Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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