I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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