I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
You can make out without kissing
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