CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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