ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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