yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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