and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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