Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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