have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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