ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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