idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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