I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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