remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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