yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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