So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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