i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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