no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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