It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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