ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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