I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm bleeding and have questions
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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